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“仫夯去……” / X' i" F t, K; o2 n 6 F2 ]3 b3 t( {) ?- \6 m 她眉毛一挑,后退了一步,“这算哪国话?[3]”- [" A. M, \- _0 G, \" p
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我一面急急拽过被单遮住裸露的胸口,如同贞洁的少女醒来发现自己正一丝不挂躺在狰狞的茸毛怪兽身边,一面屁股不住往后挪啊挪地远离那只红脑壳恨不得把后背嵌入冷冰冰的墙里:“内呱哇呃拽俄黄千冠哇?!”( t) A w( K. ?
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* t+ p! J$ A8 l' Q寿受主义——爱就是给他全部! 就在那时,我注意到半只湘北篮球队都出现在了房里。 # `8 D: I" }4 X9 f寿受主义——爱就是给他全部! * A3 w. b0 e9 M$ C B# E 对着我憋笑的赤木和宫城…… 0 ?3 |' o) s( _3 l/ p3 E3 ywww.micchi14.net # o& q# j) I: P7 D+ p 饶有兴致盯着我抽屉目不转睛的彩子……8 H, f1 J$ n) D3 q. t
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“哟,小三,”樱木咧着嘴笑,满口獠牙一览无遗活像只黑猩猩,“你看起来真是病得不轻啊。” 2 |; }7 s' Z4 F I2 _7 c! @" { $ S. z) `% w, X/ t- P- w 恭喜了樱木,回答正确,加十分。[7]& |* t* G" p. K8 r$ t
4 x6 c" _) V& ^1 n 公延同学一个箭步上前,特意把红脑壳从我身边pia走。[8]他定是注意到我脸上恐慌的神情。公延同学真是个大好人呐!“令堂说你感冒了不能参加练习,所以我们就来了。”5 x! Y2 a6 h$ \- G9 `; F
$ P Z$ y" o' G9 S I “为什么?”我的鼻子不塞了!我又能说话了!全世界一起吹喇叭撒花吧! 6 F* L! e; E" U1 j6 F # ~1 q, q% V4 C5 q “因为我们爱~~~~你呀,小三,”樱木在公延同学身后某处鼓噪着。看见他荧光闪闪的獠牙,我更深地蜷进被窝狼籍的床角。那当口,我可是很脆弱的!“好了,现在告诉天才厨房在哪儿,我要——” , {# w' h- {- n5 z ( _* ^/ t$ G0 n 他没能说完(于是,我的冰箱又一天幸存了下来!),因为赤木插了话进来:“三井,你有把握在对陵南的比赛前康复吗?”6 G* r9 l' L' L5 L( g, @+ t
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全体整齐划一连退三步。 6 n: p8 K2 T# {9 W5 \ # m! u/ H- G$ S6 B6 i# T寿受主义——爱就是给他全部! “那啥,我得走了,”彩子咋呼道,人已差不多到了门口,“我有,呃……几只,那啥……黄鼠狼要喂。”[9]2 }3 W& |9 d! u3 O/ n2 G. v
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0 n) x; I) P) @7 B: i( U* L; L 回首过往,我下定了决心:“不会的,我不会离开你,流川。永远不会。” 8 x) x# l" F* _www.micchi14.net * ~- {7 R9 b T9 S0 Y; V" j 于是你瞧,就是有那么些东西我们不用理解却可以感受。 . m" a" x$ I$ L6 x: \% M. l寿受主义——爱就是给他全部!6 ]: E, l& ~% H: |! _4 L' `0 g: Z9 Y9 t
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冲进卧室面对招呼他的画面,樱木死机了。一道不可置信的闪电穿过他的脸[63],然后是一连串其他太过生动也太过病态以至于以作者有限的词汇量难以充分形容的莫可名状的表情。 ; W& n7 J5 L2 L6 q% Q0 T; r , p' j" X! s. |) L. f( [' s4 d1 { 流川,手臂依旧环在三井的腰上,早已挨着(同样睡着的)前MVP睡着了,他们的脸紧贴在一起;彼此的呼吸和谐地共鸣着如同一曲完美的交响乐,即使再伟大的音乐家也永远望尘莫及。把美丽赐予最意外的景象是大自然的秘密之一;美丽,如此不经意地让人意乱情迷。www.micchi14.net+ c- B2 r: J; Z0 T
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天呐!我不敢相信我突然就写出了那么弱智的东西。都怪小三生病了。我发誓我之前从没有把流川写得那么……那么柔和过!(抱头)神样,救救我!!www.micchi14.net X+ X9 M) Q* b, [8 I$ \
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[5] And she literally ran out of my room.www.micchi14.net1 ?5 o3 ^, e: V0 [
[6] So much for Mother’s Comfort...www.micchi14.net7 O: [- n7 s( ^ m* E; H
[7] Yes, thank you Sakuragi for realizing that. Ten points goes to you. + k6 p) S- G& ^- w5 s; m[8] Min-kun stepped forward, delicately brushing the redhead away from me. % c& d5 Q2 J. u; [2 s[9] 原谅我吧,原文是“ferrets”查字典叫雪貂,我对动物米研究只是想翻得BT一点>。<寿受主义——爱就是给他全部!! H& t% q9 c$ I" I w1 t
[10] 请再次原谅我吧,原文用的是“muffin-head”,虽然知道muffin长啥样却不知道国内的正统说法是什么。 * N" @4 U1 }8 |寿受主义——爱就是给他全部![11] thus earning him a death glare from the said girl: E/ ?$ }* _% c, e
[12] 原文中“Don’t leave me here with Sakuragi unprotected!!”的unprotected好难翻于是加了罗里八嗦一串ORZ5 F& Q1 D& o3 G. g6 ? ^& S" [. c; G
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[27] I knew it!! u! a% n# x* Z; O, R: Q' w[28] heat was radiating from him =X=/ b, C9 f5 x1 d3 C
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[30] crawled on all four towards me =口= 5 i+ ?' j) c% Y+ G4 k- v1 b[31] a composed, collected and therefore, self-possessed person 1 V6 O- M) q4 a2 W寿受主义——爱就是给他全部![32] crawling / H3 P) k" z% b; y" e8 X3 F" B寿受主义——爱就是给他全部![33] my freaking bed : {6 S& i$ N, ?1 i" K/ A[34] a certain disobedient anatomy of mine 7 {8 j( L! f9 N寿受主义——爱就是给他全部![35] rigidly excited = =||||4 k: d5 l/ v% d" B) @
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[39] 这个句末语气词原文是“ne”,在本人恶趣味作用下就变成了介锅样子ORZ; \( ~/ [8 P" u2 K2 E
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[42] we regularly ended up screwing like rabbits in the locker room and shower 5 t5 q M# U# r% F; k8 w$ ?[43] Sans his colder-than-Arctic attitude, he could be quite persuasive too. 这文越翻越BT了寿受主义——爱就是给他全部!2 v& \$ l" i1 ?
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[49] squirmed and wriggled like a massive worm on dope 0 h+ Y, z; Z l1 b[50] his touchy-gropey method 6 }5 Y$ t2 r4 K9 G" E[51] Much less a sick, little ol’ me.* a+ Z& t- p2 l$ }$ r6 [# }
[52] breathed out 0 o0 n9 ? c4 g[53] There was a hint of impatience in his voice when he curtly replied : `* V4 P4 G; u2 t& J[54] my eyes fluttered shut / E# ?# j3 c( ewww.micchi14.net[55] my huddled figure # y8 G: E: n" x# q[56] I found myself flooded with pleasant warmth \1 {! M/ N4 P! ~) u+ k1 {
[57] oblivious of my earlier attempt to infect him with the flu 8 G7 z0 S+ q, R1 Y, N2 M6 Z[58] He shifted lightly, straddling me properly = =||||||8 ~( x/ ]" U/ W+ |. y. n5 F; |
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2007/06/20 作者: 夏树 时间: 2013-12-18 23:44